He Should Have Wore a Diaper

Maybe he thought holding it would help.

Satan’s Favorite Color is Blue

Maybe he though red was too conspicuous so he decided to wear blue instead.

Don’t Call Her Hawaiian

If all else fails, blame the bus driver.

He’s Bringing the 80’s Back

Man with a cropped shirt on the bus.

Buses can get hot so it’s important to wear a cutoff shirt so your belly doesn’t overheat.